Worst use of the word intelligent:
Nyko Intelligent Remote 360

Hey, Nyko Intelligent Remote 360: if you're so "intelligent," how come we have to program each of your stupid buttons individually? And after we've taken far too much time doing that, how come the volume control is all janked up? Like we press the Up button once, and the volume GOES UP FIVE NOTCHES. Wow, you can learn functions from up to 22 different remotes? How the funk are we going to remember which button we mapped our track lighting to if we can't relabel them? A nice golf pencil and a small chart would've worked--we don't have your steel-trap memory, Nyko Intelligent Remote 360. Also, if you're so smart, how come you can't complete Sudoku puzzles in 12 seconds? Give me back my $20, jerk.

Worst camera surrounding a good idea:
Kodak EasyShare One/6MP

The good news is that the Kodak EasyShare One/6MP does Wi-Fi extremely well, so you can e-mail, print, and share photos directly from the camera. The bad news is that the camera's image quality, bootup time, and controls will make you want to stop taking photos altogether. Bad menu navigation, murky backgrounds, purple/pink halos... "Hey, Mom, check out these pics I took of Blobby McSmear. Oh wait, that's my newborn baby. And I almost caught a UFO on camera, but I missed it because it took eight seconds for my camera to start up. And here's a picture of me crying uncontrollably while rocking back and forth in the fetal position because of this camera."

Worst electronic referees: And 1 Streetball

Some say the traveling And 1 Streetball team is the new-school answer to the Harlem Globetrotters. Others say the And 1 Streetball team is just a bunch of guys traveling. Yes, it's cool to see a guy bounce the ball off a defender's head, stick it under his shirt, moonwalk, and then kick an alley-oop pass in one fluid motion, but still: that's traveling. Here's one thing both camps can agree on: And 1 Streetball for Xbox is not a very good video game. The gameplay is choppy, the "Oh, baby!"s get old quickly, the animations are creepy, and no one ever gets called for traveling. Also, I'm not sure Derrek Lee in a Bjorn Borg wig is part of the And 1 Streetball team. But he's in the game.

Worst retro device: JVC XA-F107B

We like retro. But retro is cooler when it's about 20 years removed from the source, not just a couple of years. Case in point is this basic MP3 player from JVC. Revisit the salad days of 2001 with its monochromatic LCD screen, subpar battery life, decent sound, line-in recording, and...nothing else. There's nothing wrong with that, other than the fact that it costs $150 for the 1GB version and $100 for the 512MB version. You'd be hard-pressed to find a player for that price that doesn't offer more features or better performance. The bloated price must be due to the fact that it's an antique.

Worst phone to use at a monster truck rally:
Pantech C300

This phone isn't bad, but it's really, really, really small. When it's in your hand, you will feel like Gigantor. But it's a trick. You are not Gigantor. And if you're at a monster truck rally, bully convention, or Hell's Angels hangout while you're using it, you'll catch some hell for being Mr. Fancy Li'l Mini Phone. A wedgie, "Kick Me" sign, or stop-hitting-yourself situation might ensue.

Worst game based on a movie:
X-Men: The Official Cash-In Game

Here's a category with some stiff competition. The Da Vinci Code has achieved unprecedented excellence in the realms of lengthy, expressionless dialogue; slapped-together presentation; and good-story ruining. Over the Hedge is great if your key gameplay requirement is boredom. But X-Men: The Official Game has them both beat, thanks to numerous glitches, a palpable rush-to-release feel, Swiss-cheese plotlines, hilariously bad transitions, and artificially unintelligent stage bosses. Plugging your game controller into a ham sandwich while pushing buttons and making your own sound effects is more engaging.

Worst GPS unit: FineDigital FineDrive

Has anyone ever asked you for directions, and after you give them, you realize you may have messed up a step or two? And then you realize it would have been better just telling them, "I don't know how to get there," instead of giving bad directions, because now those people are really, really lost? Enter the FineDigital FineDrive GPS unit. Sometimes, it has no idea where you are. Other times, it gives you inaccurate directions. And although it has a built-in MP3 player, it can't play tunes and give crappy directions at the same time. But at least it's a bargain at $700.

Worst name change: Nintendo Wii

"Nintendo Revolution" sounds cool. "Nintendo Wii" sounds dumb. That's about all there is to say.