Gadgettes, the blog

EPISODE 99

‘High Heeler’ helps prevent klutzy moments
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9995864-1.html

High heels turn more comfy–in a snap
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9995767-1.html

Are your shoes ringing, or is it just your feet barking?
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9977342-1.html

Super-light Nike Flywire shoes to make Olympic debut
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9998061-1.html

Nike McFly 2015 Prototype shoes now on eBay
http://gizmodo.com/5024482/real-mcfly-2015-prototype-shoe-from-back-to-the-future-part-ii-available-on-ebay

PinkWatch
BlackJack II goes pink (and blue)
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2008/07/the_samsung_bla.html

What the hell!?
Unwrap the time with the Betsey Johnson bow watch
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2008/07/unwrap_the_time.html

Tool Time!
Favorite story of the day: Zune guy gets his tattoos removed
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2008/07/favourite_story.html

VOICEMAIL:
Andy,
Oroclub is real!

Jimmy from Barbados,
The clones were clones!

E-MAIL:

Hi there, whoever’s on the show this week, three words: butt, backpack, pink. This is both “what the hell,” “pinkwatch,” “tooltime,” and “kill me,” all rolled into one…

http://www.yankodesign.com/index.php/2008/07/23/i-like-big-backpacks-and-i-cannot-lie/

Wow. (Also, sorry about any trademark violations re: my e-mail address… I just had to get it while it was still available…

Sincerely,

John

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Greetings, Gadgettes

I’m writing in reference to the iRoticNet service that you mentioned in episode 98. I don’t quite understand who the target demographic is. Sure, I enjoy adult material just as much as the next guy, but I’m sure that most would agree that its best viewed in a private setting on a full size monitor, which would make putting it on a portable device rather pointless. I’m just not sure who would need porn to go and, quite frankly, I don’t think I want to know.

Love the show, but just as a friend
John in New Jersey

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That subwoofer that you guys talked about on the show sounds pretty cool. But instead of just making the ground rumble or blasting out some loud bass guitar, I thought of a better use for it:

Just sneak up to you neighbor’s house (the neighbor you don’t like) and hit the house with a hammer. Record its resonance with a high quality portable recorder, and then play that through the subwoofer.

Tony

Nothing to do with Miami (that we know of). This episode is all about the gadgets that help you indulge your various vices, from smoking to celebrity gossip to porn on your iPhone. (It's about time.)

EPISODE 98

At least e-cigar is better for your lungs
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9993462-1.html

Playboy to ask female bloggers to pose nude. Sigh.
http://www.popgadget.net/2008/07/playboy_asks_fe.php

iRoticNet
http://iroticnet.com/

Jamd for iPhone: Stacks of celebrity pics
http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-13549_7-9991217-30.html

Skymall: Electronic listening device
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=69668336&c=10800&v=501166
08&vendorDirect=true

Primal scream therapy that doesn’t bother the neighbors
http://www.popgadget.net/2008/07/primal_scream_t.php

Undercover sunglasses preserve your anonymity
http://www.ohmythatsawesome.com/2008/07/undercover.html

A propos (of) nothing
World’s largest horn subwoofer rocks the house to its foundations and
beyond
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/07/worlds_largest_2.php

What the hell?
iGallop Core and Abs Exerciser
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102243514&c=10800&v=73056
86&vendorDirect=true

Tool time:
Longhorn Steer Grill
http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/grilling/longhorn-steer-grill/

It’s about time:
Dumbell alarm clock is dumb, and has a bell
http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2008/07/dumbell-alarm-c.html

What a concept!
High-tech wine cap design wins $15,000
http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/search/news_detail.lasso?id=8669

Voice mail:
Eric from Ontario
You’re going down.

Maya, special show request

Shout-out to Hayden! (orange cubey thing)

E-mail:
Hey, There!

Now here’s something that would be handy in the dining hall at summer
camp:
http://www.worldwidefred.com/zing.htm

Of course, chocolate pudding would be a lot more fun than a broccoli
floret!

LTS/KUTGW!
Steve L.
South Jersey

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Check out the ugly hat:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/hat_tech_ladies_the_banggo_is.php

The kicker? If the comments are true, Bang-go means “fart” in Korean.

–kevin

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Hey gang,

This is a no brainer gift for the person you care nothing about.

uroclub.com

Hope you enjoy

Robb

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It only took the Gadgettes one minute to break the cardinal rule: do not talk about "the device that shall not be named." We learn our lesson and boycott "it" for the rest of the episode. So here's everything but.

Episode 97

Congrats Kelly!
http://forums.cnet.com/5208-12544_102-0.html?forumID=130&threadID=299650&messageID=2802693

Get your cat whipped into a frenzy for your enjoyment http://dvice.com/archives/2008/07/get_your_cat_wh.php

Tenori-On
http://reviews.cnet.com/audio-input-devices/yamaha-tenori-on-music/4505-3144_7-33107337.html

Got a lead foot? Try ‘Kiwi’ device to save gas http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9986371-1.html

Panasonic bike uses regenerative braking http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9986339-1.html

Bubble Calendars
http://www.likecool.com/Bubble_Calendars–Accessories–Home.html

Channel Changer Ray Gun : Gadgets - Free Delivery http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/5747895/Channel-Changer-Ray-Gun/Product.html#

Ultrahigh capacity solid state memory:
http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9986687-1.html

Why didn’t I think of that?
Chill wine instantly as you pour (thx Jacob!) http://www.cnet.com/8301-13553_1-9981500-32.html

Hot Asian gadget
Creative XFi:
http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/09/creative-makes-the-x-fi-official-drops-it-with-red-cliff-specia/

Tool Time:
USB powered air conditioned shirt
http://www.likecool.com/USB_Air_Conditioned_Shirt–Gadget–Gear.html

What the Hell:
Vegetable vending machines
http://www.popgadget.net/2008/07/vegetable_vendi.php

It’s about time:
Tyrant Alarm Clock: Get Up or I’ll Call Your Mom (thx Dr Karl!) http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/clocks/tyrant-alarm-clock-get-up-or-ill-call-your-mom-055200

EMAIL:
Hi Gadgeteers, this is Trish from New York City.

As much as I hate the “D” word, I have been presented with the ultimate douchebaggy phone message and could not resist passing it on to you. I got this link from a male friend and it truly gets more unbelievable as it unfolds, so listen to the end. You will be torn between guffawing and gasping in sheer amazement at this guy’s spiel.

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

True, it doesn’t really have anything to do with technology, except that it has been shared on the web for all the world to recoil from.
Enjoy!

I adore your show - and have learned the hard way not to drink iced mocha while it’s on (iced mocha out the nose = gaaah!)

Trish

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Sexiest shoes ever?

http://gizmodo.com/5019917/stormtrooper-high-heels-are-key-to-all-your-sex-fantasies

Yes, Stormtrooper high heels.

“Who’s your daddy? Oh, Darth Vader? No kidding. Wow, that’s um, *awkward*.”

Jeff

The FlyWire transmitter can send up to six AV sources an HDMI-equipped TV or projector.

(Credit: Belkin)

Belkin today announced the pricing and planned availability for its FlyWire wireless HDMI accessory. The unit will eventually be available in two separate versions: a $1,000 multi-room unit set to hit in October, and a stepdown $700 model dubbed the R1, which is intended for single-room installations.

TheFlyWire wireless HDMI kit garnered a nomination for the Best of CES Awards back in January, where it successfully demonstrated the ability to wirelessly transmit uncompressed high-definition video and audio. (See a CNET TV video of the FlyWire in action after the break.)... Read more

EPISODE 33

Trackstick Pro GPS
http://www.popgadget.net/2007/02/trackstick_pro.php

Nike + iPod stalking
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/stalking-101-hack-the-nikeipod-sport-kit-221933.php
http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/nike-ipod-combo-can-be-used-as-tracking-device-12108.html

Zoom in with the DC-NCP130 Webcam
http://www.popgadget.net/2007/01/zoom_in_with_th.php

Take your loved one's picture EVERYWHERE http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9687910-1.html

Record a Valentine's Day ringtone with Singtone http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2007/02/record_a_valent.html

best stalker songs: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bryan+adams/please+forgive+me_20025560.html
every breath you take: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/police/every+breath+you+take_20110051.html

Fool intruders with a faux Webcam
http://www.popgadget.net/2007/02/fool_intruders.php

When V-day is ruined:

The ugly side of Valentine's Day
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17119991/site/newsweek/?pg=2#anc_nw_valentinesday_070210

The ringtones that ruin romance
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2007/02/the_ringtones_t.html

A propos (of) nothing possibilities:

Shark shield fends off great whites
http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9687289-1.html

Cell phone facials
http://www.techiediva.com/weblog/2007/02/cell_phone_faci.html


Pink Watch:
Tulip Ego's Love Edition laptop
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2007/02/tulip_egos_love.html


EMAILS:
Molly, Kelly, and Ariel,

I just got around to listening to last week's podcast, and I had to chime in on the electric trash can item. I have had a motion sensor activated electric trash can for almost two years now, and I LOVE it. It did not cost me $300 however: it was only $50 at Costco Home. I realize that at this time it is too late for V-day, but you should treat yourself to it anyway.

BTW, my wife loves it more than I do.


--
Owen

Hiram:
Molly was wanting a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary for her Treo. I just wanted to point out that Handmark makes the "Oxford American Desk Dictionary and Thesaurus" on an MMC card which should fit in the SD/MMC slot on the Treo. It works on both Palm OS and Windows Mobile. I don't think they have the Oxford English Dictionary, though.

Hiram

In the spirit of Kelly Baby Watch, we explore the many reasons why now is a really good time to be a child. Us grown-ups can still have a little fun too.
Listen now: Download today's podcast

EPISODE 96

Sega Dream Dog DX
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/sega_dream_dog.php

Edible legos: Yay or nay?
http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/5775

Ultimate Star Wars Lego Death Star
http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/the_ultimate_star_wars_lego_death_star_10257.asp

Go ahead kids: Draw on the fridge
http://blogs.cnet.com/8301-13553_1-9976657-32.html

Swim-Ring amphibious PC pool toy
http://www.popgadget.net/2008/06/amphibious_pc_p.php

The Fusion Table
http://blogs.cnet.com/8301-13553_1-9967625-32.html

Three-person ping pong table is more inclusive
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/threeperson_pin.php

Why didn’t I think of that!?
http://blogs.cnet.com/8301-13553_1-9976892-32.html

New segment: Golf crap
Big Daddy Driver cuts the grass around your golf ball
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/big_daddy_drive.php

What the hell?
High heel crib shoes
http://www.popgadget.net/2008/06/high_heels_for.php

E-MAIL:
Hey guys,
One use of the refrigerated medicine cabinet that you guys didn’t mention on this weeks show was for medicine. My father in-law is diabetic and must refrigerate his insulin, and whenever I go to his house I always find it kind of odd that he keeps all that stuff in the refrigerator. I think this would be great for him that way he doesn’t have to keep his insulin and needles and stuff next to the butter anymore. Just thought I would mention this use.

Thanks,
--David

To Gadgettes,

My nan always used keep her lipstick in the fridge (also she kept her rings there, but that was to hide them from her son who wanted to sell them when he inherits them, which he won’t.) but instead of moving her fridge to the bathroom, she moved the mirror to the fridge. Genius.

Love the show and Lindsay!
--Mark, Australia.

Hi Dear Molly, Jason, and Lindsey

My name is George and I am a second year physics grad student at UC Berkeley and work in a basement lab for most of the day (and listen to Gadgettes, BOL, and other CNET shows). Anyways, you were talking about the toothpaste drool removal kit and I have to say I could have used one of those. I often rush to lab in the morning so I have to brush my teeth really quickly at 8 a.m., getting some of that drool on my T-shirt and people in my lab look weird at me when they see it.

:((
I loooove you all
--Ghe

A Ponderage** about hot water during Gadgettes 95

Well if Water could get hotter,

Wouldn’t it eventually turn to Steam …

You cant really Clean yourself in steam can you but,

You get a Sauna!!! Yeah Saunas!

--Patrick

**(I do not know if that is a word)

Hi Molly, Jason, Lindsey, and baby awaiting Kelly,

Maybe Molly remembers but I’m the guy from Kobe, Japan, who wrote to clarify what the Japanese call the mobile phone straps (keitai awhile back.

Well, the karaoke talk on Ep. 95 inspired me to write again. Molly, you’re absolutely right. The K for karaoke does stand for regret. The Japanese word for regret happens to be ‘kohkai’.

Keep up the great work gals (and guy),

--Terrance

Beauty...that's the easy part. Working "butt" into the podcast in multiple places, now that's simply raw talent.

EPISODE 95

Estee Lauder makes vibrating mascara
http://fashionista.com/2008/06/estee_lauder_makes_vibrating_m.php

Pamper your beauty products with the B7
http://www.beautygizmo.com/pamper-your-beauty-products-with-the-b7

The iPhone fingernail problem
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2008/06/the-fingernail.html

Setgo Transport lets you wear your geekiness like a badge of honor
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/setgo_transport.php

Laser-cut scarfs
http://gizmodo.com/5017927/laser+cut-scarfs-verdict-fashion-and-laser-beams-ftw

Lasers for fat
http://www.allure.com/magazine/2007/08/A_Laser_For_Fat

A propos (of) nothing
Subtle Butt
http://www.garmentguard.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=8

Hot Asian gadget
Tomy unleashes Japanese schoolgirl army equipped with shoulder-mounted karaoke http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/tomy_unleashes.php

What the hell?
If Willy Wonka had an iPhone…
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2008/06/if_willy_wonka.html

PinkWatch:
From Cat Laine: Sexy pink Transformer!
http://io9.com/5014089/sexy-pink-transformer-obviously-a-girls-toy

E-mail:

Because it’s too much work to feel the temperature of the water:
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2687

had to share.
cianna

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Dear Gadgettes.

If your water is already hot, then you don’t need to heat it. Therefore it is a Solar Water Heater, not a Solar Hot Water Heater. And yes, that is nitpicking

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Dear Gadgettes,

OMG! I just got the dyson DC17 and it is SO awesome! It is super easy to put together and start using, it practically propels itself, has super suctiony goodness. When I use it in wand mode, it doesn’t spit dirt out the front and the base is sturdy enough that it doesn’t fall over and hit me in the butt!

None of my girlfriends are geeks, I had to share with someone. (Not open for discussion: how many rugs I actually have in my apartment.)

Love,
Julia

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Gadgettes,

Hey gang, I was listening to episode 94 and the discussion of the poor copy editing and unnecessary use of quotation marks reminded me of one of my favorite blogs:
The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com/

Not technology related, but very “humorous.”

Anyhow, “love” the show. Keep “up” the good “work.”

Jeff “from” Huntsville

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Gadgettes-

1- Getting mentioned on the show like I was Chelline (Shalene?) was frakkin’ cool.
2- Yes, a picture did pop into my head, here it is.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/75097747@N00/2580182511/
3- A rich gated community in my city, has started issuing speeding tickets and DUIs (driving under influence) to drivers of golf carts.
There have actually been fatal accidents.
There’s also a few guys who ’soup’ up their golf carts with bigger
tires and over clocked engines. 3 words- Golf Cart Derby. Maybe CNet
can sponsor a team.

Sheala, GA

Disclaimer: unless you're a makeup-wearing male (or a woman who loves both gadgets and makeup in equal measure), stop reading here.

It's seems like a guaranteed way to poke yourself in the eye, but that hasn't stopped Estee Lauder from introducing what is believed to be the first tube of vibrating mascara, according to beauty and fashion magazine Women's Wear Daily.

Estee Lauder claims there is "a relationship between vibration, length, volume, separation and curl." Stifle your laughter or raunchy jokes.

The battery-operated mascara brush will vibrate at 125 micropulses per second and has the exciting name "TurboLash All Effects Motion Mascara." Makeup-wearing gadget lovers may be willing to shell out the $30 for the high-tech eye makeup, which goes on sale exclusively at Saks Fifth Avenue on July 17.

The pulsating mascara is just another item to add to the growing list of beauty products aiming to make the world a prettier, less stationary place.

EPISODE 94

Microinverters track solar panels via the Web
http://news.cnet.com/8301-11128_3-9964732-54.html

The solar powered golf cart at Hammacher Schlemmer
http://www.hammacher.com/publish/11164.asp

Floating solar farm juices up winery
http://crave.cnet.com/8301-1_105-9954667-1.html

Profolio solar bag, take solar with you anywhere you need it!
http://www.rewarestore.com/product/profolio.html

Artificial houseplant doubles as super efficient solar cell
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/artificial_hous.php

Apple files patent for solar charging
http://www.tuaw.com/2008/05/27/apple-files-patent-for-solar-charging/

Solar thermal water heater for less than $5
http://www.instructables.com/id/Solar-Thermal-Water-Heater-For-Less-Than-Five-Doll/

Klutz solar car book
http://www.realgoods.com/product/id/1013175.do

Solar rainbow crystal - double
http://www.realgoods.com/product/id/1008002.do

A propos (of) nothing
Weird rice bag babies go against the grain
http://inventorspot.com/articles/rice_bag_babies_go_against_grain_14366

What the hell!?
DVICE: Remote controlled tire forgot the rest of the car
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/remote_controll.php

Pinkwatch:
Women are buying more smartphones, pink is a factor
http://www.blackberrycool.com/2008/06/10/007439/

E-MAIL:

Hi Molly and Jason (and also Kelley, but she won’t be there)

I’ve just found the ultimate workstation. The Emperor by NovelQuest [ http://www.novelquest.com/emperor.html ]. Its the only workstation worthy of getting the job done if you’re planning on bringing everyone over to the Dark side…

So you guys might consider getting CBS to buy these for all of you — launch is in July, price unannounced.
I so want this it hurts.

Found via Gizmodo [ http://gizmodo.com/5015730/emperor-workstation-belongs-in-the-death-star-my-office ]

Love the show!
--Waleed

P.S. Where is that violin piece from “What the hell?” from? I just love it, but the needle scratching and running off ruins it every time!

Hey Guys!

In episode 93, you discussed the leisure tub. Its pure awesomeness inevitably brings up the question: What if it becomes self-aware? You’d call it from work and tell it to set the water and change the channel to Oprah, and it responds, “I’m sorry, Kelly, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” And then, when you do get home and get in the tub, it turns the water up to scalding and kills you. Think about that.

--Niko

P.S. Bye Kelly! We miss you!

I noticed that we do not have a Facebook group for the Gadgettes podcast. I asked Jason about it–he said he has too much stuff that he’s busy with, so I created one. So, let all your listeners know: all they have to do is search for “Gadgettes” on Facebook and they should find the group. If you have a Facebook, please join.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=19906460669

--Tony

I HAVE THE HOT DOG TOASTER!! its probably not exactly the same one, since mine is called….the hot-diggity-dogger!!
it also toasts 2 buns and hotdogs, and it RULES!

i just got really excited when you mentioned it on the show, so i had to email you guys

too bad Kelly isnt there to read this

--Nick from Rhode Island.

EPISODE 93

iPhone 2! (Rumor roundup)
http://blogs.wsj.com/biztech/2008/06/05/new-iphone-rumor-roundup/?mod=googlenews_wsj

Sanyo Xacti HD1000 4MP MPEG4 High Definition 1080i Camcorder with 10x Optical Zoom
http://www.amazon.com/Sanyo-HD1000-Definition-Camcorder-Optical/dp/B000V79G0M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1212700827&sr=8-1

World’s most expensive bathtub
http://www.engadget.com/2008/05/24/water-games-technologies-red-diamond-bath-tub-features-hdtvs-ce/

The Onion movie
http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertainment/dvd/the-onion-movie/

A remote control that needs no batteries
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/a_remote_contro_1.php

Wrex the Dawg is probably not an adequate replacement for a real dog
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/wrex_the_dawg_i.php

Pimp your bedroom with colorful under-bed lights
http://www.chipchick.com/2008/06/pimp_your_bedroom_with_colorful_under_bed_lights_.html

Apropos (of) nothing:
Balanzza luggage scale
http://www.popgadget.net/2008/06/balanzza_luggag.php

Why didn’t I think of that!?
Hot diggity dog! The toaster that’s perfect for late-night munchies
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2008/06/hot_dog_toaster.html

What the hell!? (Thanks, Steve!)
This is what happens when Gameboys and platforms collide
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2008/06/this_is_what_happens_when_gameboys_and_platforms_collide.html

PinkWatch:
Pink Leather ID Card Holder
http://www.savvy-chick.net/love/pink-leather-id-card-holder/

Voice mail:

Anonymous Musician:
The new Guy’s Guy

E-mail

wow - SomethingStore.com - random, surprise gifts for $10 each…

http://unclutterer.com/2008/06/05/somethingstore-randomly-sends-you-clutter/
http://www.somethingstore.com/

If you like random, surprise gifts and are okay with risking further clutter in your abode - this is the site for you! Actually, this would probably be a great idea as a random or gag gift between friends

Each ’something’ cost $10 (free shipping). This kind reminds me of the ‘bag-o-crap’ offerings from Woot.com. Honestly, this really could be a clever and fun money-making idea…

Best,
Shalin

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Sex and the City movie brainwashed the Buffalo girls

Hey Molly and Kelly, (and jason too!)

I work at a club in downtown Buffalo, NY, and last Friday night we were inundated by a large number of middle aged women, who barged in demanding dance music and martinis. I sat in the DJ booth scratching my head, wondering what could be the cause of this phenomenon when I realized that Sex and the City had just opened across the street. No doubt, these women came out of the theater and ran to the closest gay club in town, determined to break it down just like Kim Cattrall. If that wasn’t enough, 4 girls from Skyy vodka came in and passed around passion fruit martinis in collaboration with the movie release. Then the clock struck one, and all the women realized that they don’t live the illustrious life of the four NYC socialites and went home…

Love the Show!
Nate

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Ya’ll were really funny last week. here’s the pictures that popped into my head while listening.

Well, *the movie* made a ton of money last weekend and is now, apparently the new banner of feminism. I would like to declare myself not a fan. Thanks for making fun of it last week. Somehow I think now it’s anti-feminist to be a girl and not really like the show/movie.

Good luck to Kelly, look forward to your return.

Sheala, Georgia

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Hey Gadgettsters,

In episode 92 you talked about the donut BBQ and the idea of the “beer dinghy” came up. This, of course, begs the question…

Can I jack my dinghy?

kevin

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Here’s my celebrity douche story:

I am at the U.S. Open in 2005 and I’m standing in a huge walkway that is between Armstrong and GrandStand (I know someone in the audience knows what I’m talking about) And who do I see approaching me in the distance. It’s John McEnroe. So when he almost is near me I say “Hey, John” as he replies with… Nothing! Sniff sniff. I know he saw me and heard me but after I said hi he didn’t even look at me. He walked right past me, up the stairs and into the broadcast booth at which point my dad yells “Jackass!” Who would not even say hi to an innocent twelve year old boy. We were the only ones in the walkway so there is no excuse like he didn’t hear me at didn’t notice me, It was just pure Douche-ness.
Douche Factor on the Douche-o-meter: Douchetastic

Love the show.
Marco

P.S. Who is going to take Kelly’s place while she’s gone?

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Kelly,
I do not blame you for being afraid of excess lighter fluid. Once, I put an insane amount on to light a fire, and when my family and I made marshmallows, they turned green from all the chemicals. GROSS

Miles