I am bracing myself for a knee-jerk reaction here.
For this is the story of a man who is said to have taken multi-tasking to an entirely exalted level.
The scene, as painted by the Mobile County Sheriff's Office in Alabama, is that 19-year-old Dandre Moore drove a car while texting.
Actually, the police say he steered the car while texting with both hands.
So how did he steer the car? Well, police say that he used his knees and told them he'd been doing so since he was 15.