Gadgets are sometimes substitutes for other sorts of stimulus.
So when Jimmy Kimmel spotted the fairly vast, beautifully balanced new Windows tablets in Fox News' new so-called Deck of a newsroom, he was reminded of going where no man has gone before, into a stratosphere of exactitude, where truth defeats all.
Um, no. I might have got my analogies in a twist there.
What he actually said was: "It looks like what happens when a guy gets divorced and then goes nuts at Best Buy."… Read more