Why bother twisting real, plastic arms when you can play twisting games on an iPhone?
What's the point of unpacking a board game when you can alleviate boredom instantly on an iPad?
Kids, you see, don't need the hassle. They just want instant gratification. Yes, they're little adults.
A study performed by child-education specialists the Michael Cohen Group, suggests that touch screens have overtaken all other forms of playful delight for kids.