The adoration of Subarus has passed me by.
To me, they seem like very efficient mailboxes, driven exclusively by people who want to prevent the world from coming to a swifter end.
However, my mind is being altered by the notion that these cars are actually possessed of their own consciousness.
As evidence, may I reveal that 47,419 of them are being recalled, in order to be lobotomized and returned to their former passive state.
As USA Today recalls it, dropping the key fob on many Subarus released from 2010 to 2013 causes them to come to life.
Spontaneously. … Read more