An unexpected bump in the head landed yours truly in the emergency ward recently, and when they wheeled me up to the CAT scan, I handed over my cell phone.
"Oh, we don't need that," the attendant told me. "We only take iPhones."
Wow, I thought. Of all places to land a scoop!
"You mean there's something about the device that interferes with the picture process?"
"No," the attendant laughed. "We're just looking for iPhones, not that other stuff."