I'd like to tell you how to attract women.
They're not interested in whether you're witty, Mitty, or have more bucks than a couple of Zucks.
What women really, really want is a man who has a new gadget that takes secret photographs of them.
It's worked for me countless times. The courts have acquitted me on several occasions. No, wait. What I mean is that Samsung has just released an ad to say that women are moved by the action on your wrist.