Apple fake-sneezed! Everybody jump!

So, for whatever reason, some hoaxster seems to have mocked up an invitation to an Apple special event later this month. And the best part is watching the Web response go from the expected hysterical joy ("oh, geez, oh, geez, whatever it is it will be AWESOME") to the battle-hardened cynicism of the "dudes who can spot the Photoshop fake a mile away," and finally back to the wistful hoping for any Apple announcement of any kind. Sigh. Oh, Apple--how you have the Internet wrapped around your little iFinger.