Maserati Quattroporte: Statistically proven chick magnet!

I was flipping through the channels the other night, and I saw an episode of that ridiculous but entertaining show "MANswers" on Spike TV--the show that supposedly covers such profound questions that only "real guys" care about including "what's the quickest way to get drunk?" and "is it possible to freeze a fart and smell it later?". Anyway, this particular episode had a segment that set out to answer the age-old question "what car makes chicks the horniest?"--a question that your average Joe on the street would like to know, right?. Well, according to a British study, the automobile that made ladies the most randy was apparently the Italian Stallion known as the Maserati Quattroporte. But why? We're going to find out in this web clip right now!

Based on the information in the "MANswers" clip, the revving of a woman's sexual appetite was all about boosting the level of testosterone produced in a woman's body. British insurance company Hiscox concluded that a woman's testosterone levels were boosted most significantly by the frequency vibrations from the sound waves of a particular car. According to a study by Hiscox, a group of women were presented with audio of multiple automobiles to see which one created the greatest testosterone increase, and the winner was the Maserati Quattroporte. Clocking in at 333Hz, the Quattroporte reportedly boosted testosterone levels in 100 percent of all the women participating in the study. I don't know how much stock I'd put in all of this, but at the minimum this video is an amusing attempt in providing the key for getting your lady ready for action.

So after absorbing all of this incredible information (all of which I take with a grain of salt and would never present as indisputable fact), I had to dig up a video clip of someone showing off the sight and sound of a Maserati Quattroporte and today's video is probably the best of the bunch. This video presents the Italian Stallion purring with both open exhaust ("geoffnet") and closed exhaust ("geschlossen"). So not only do we get to hear for ourselves the sexy sounds a Quattro makes, but we also get a German language lesson in the process. Who says my blog isn't educational?