"Constant paper jams, cycling, thinking..."0.5 starson by bleahbear
Pros: Prints pretty.
Cons: Prints 2-5 pages, then jams. No actual jam in the printer, just claims it's jammed. Click "OK" (after doing nothing), "Initiates" for almost a minute, then prints 2-5 more pages. Once in a while will do "Cleaning" for 1-3 minutes.
Summary: I can say without exaggeration that in the 30 years I've been programming, I've never seen a printer jam as much as this one. Including dot matrix printers from the 80's.