Apple iPod Nano 2011 (8GB, red)

Pros: ...Touch screen?

Cons: No accelerometer, very awkward size, 4 apps per page, step backward with no camcorder, step backward for gym users who now must slow down pace to fiddle with this weird device

Summary: Ok, I think I can explain what happened here: somehow an iPod shuffle bred with a broken Zune HD.

I really don't understand how or why this nano happened. I still have my original nano, and adore it. I got a creative zen microphoto, and went back to the nano with half the space. It was a great product. And the newer models have since adapted with newer technologies. But what happened here? Is it just because touch screens are in, and people are gullible and will buy it? Ok fine apple, make me hate you more. Seriously this product makes no sense. Apple has two unique, niche products in the shuffle, the most popular gym music player, and the iPod touch, the only current iteration of a tablet that makes any sense. THE TWO SHOULD NOT BE COMBINED!! I mean coffee machines are great. Wireless mice are great. It doesn't mean you combine the two.

Why Apple, just why?