Nokia 5700 Xpress Music (black, Unlocked)

Pros: Gorgeous display, great speakers and sound, funky twist, trendy looks

Cons: Grainy night-mode pics, joystick is a bit rigid

Summary: Top 4 reasons why you should not get this phone:
1. You don't want a cell phone with a gorgeous display (2.2 inch screen + 16 million colors = fantastic video)
2. You don't want the stereo speakers to be too loud, and don't want to be able to connect your favorite headsets or external speakers to the phone.
3. You don't like it when people turn around and stare when you take it out of your pocket.
4. You can't keep pace with its nifty processor, or keep track of cool new apps supported by the Symbian S60 v3 OS.

But if you still go ahead and do get it, don't complain that you hadn't been warned!