Ford likes the Taurus name so much that it used it on both a sedan and its new six-passenger crossover, the 2008 Ford Taurus X. In many ways, the Taurus X is a much more sensible car than a massive SUV. It's more maneuverable, gets plenty of power from its 3.6-liter V-6, and its lower height makes access easier. And its fold-down seats mimic the utility of a minivan.
But the Taurus X also qualifies as the new king of ugly on the road. Forget Azteks and Elements, the Taurus X brings in a 1980s wagon aesthetic to clinch the new title. Our test car had the Eddie Bauer trim, giving the body a two-tone treatment, which made the look even worse. The car has completely unnecessary big wheel arches that get unfortunately accentuated with the Eddie Bauer paint job. The C pillar sticks out from the rear doors, making the cargo area look like it was put on as an afterthought. The nose of the Taurus X is poorly proportioned to the rest of the car, being too long and low. Then there are the big vents under the front bumper that look like they were supposed to be covered with a mesh, but Ford ran out of money for materials.
If you are inside the car, things aren't so bad. The seats are comfortable, the ride is nice, and our test car came equipped with the navigation system and the rear-seat DVD player. And the new Ford Sync system is an option on the Taurus X. The middle and third-row seats both fold down, creating a big, flat load floor in back of the car.
Test the tech: Cinema Taurus X
For our tech test of the Taurus X, we settled into the middle-row seats to watch a movie on the rear-seat DVD entertainment system. This system uses a conventional roof-mounted 8-inch LCD screen and player, with audio playing over the car's speaker system or headphones. We popped an old Peter Sellars' movie, Two Way Stretch, into the player for our car theater experience.
We were planted in the middle-row's captain's chairs, which, although not quite like a full arm chair, were reasonably comfortable. We had to raise the head rests and recline the backs to get them just right for movie viewing. Fortunately for us couch potatoes, the DVD slot is in the unit, just to the right of the LCD, making it easy to change movies out. Some cars have the DVD slot mounted on the stack, so parents can program their kids' viewing content. With the roof mount, it's possible for someone in a front seat to reach back and put a DVD in the slot.
Although this DVD entertainment option didn't come with a remote, like many do, we had no problem controlling the DVD playback from the buttons on the roof-mounted unit. The left side of the unit has a four-way button that lets you choose options on a DVD's menu, along with an enter key for making selections. The right side of the roof unit has buttons for Play, Pause, and Skip. This button divide might lead to sibling fights, but we're civilized and experienced no dust-ups during our viewing.
We were very happy with the screen quality--all of the images in our black-and-white movie came through clearly, with no pixelization or artifacts. The speakers produced adequate but unspectacular sound. For this movie, we had to turn the volume up halfway to hear it well. There are volume buttons on the roof-mounted DVD unit, but for some reason, they didn't want to work. We had to reach into the front of the car to turn up the sound. From the front seat, you can lock the rear controls for the DVD player, which must be today's equivalent of being grounded. With the LCD down, it doesn't obscure the driver's rear view too much, merely occluding the long-range view behind the car.
In the cabin
We found it easy to control the cabin gadgets in the 2008 Ford Taurus X. The big LCD in the center stack is a touch screen, there are redundant buttons on the steering wheel, and there is also voice command. A button on the steering wheel labeled PTT activates the voice-command system. You can issue commands to control both audio and navigation. We found that it recognized our commands well, but it was tedious to use. There is a voice prompt after each command that tells you the available commands. The voice prompts do help in learning the system, and once you get familiar with it, you can preempt the prompts and also recite full command strings, such as "audio system CD next folder," which would move to the next folder of an MP3 CD.