Ordyne (TG16) (Wii)

GameSpot editors' review

• CNET editors' rating: 1.5 stars Poor
  Detailed editors' rating
  Overall score: 3.8 (1.5 stars)

• Reviewed by:
  Frank Provo
• Reviewed on: 05/09/2007
• Released on: 05/07/2007
• Originally published on GameSpot: Ordyne (TG16) (Wii) Review

Ordyne is a horizontally scrolling space shoot-'em-up that was largely ignored--first when it made the rounds in arcades in the late 1980s and again when Namco produced a watered-down port of it for the TurboGrafx-16 console in 1989. Nearly 20 years later, that TurboGrafx-16 version of Ordyne is now available for purchase from the Wii Virtual Console, and unless the world has gone topsy-turvy, it isn't going to garner much attention this time around either. The game is a boring Gradius knockoff clad in cute graphics, in which the screen automatically scrolls by while one or two players shoot unremarkable weapons at unremarkable enemy ships and try to avoid bullets and obstacles.

Each of the game's seven stages follows the same bland layout. You'll fight successive waves of small enemies and dodge space junk for a minute or two, and then you'll face off against a boss. Most enemies absorb a few shots before they explode. The first few stages are easy, since there aren't many enemy ships or bullets flying around, but later levels take a brute force approach to draining your stock of lives by keeping the screen full of bullets. For your part, you get four ships and four continues, and you lose a ship each time you get hit by a bullet or crash into something. Your main weapons are a standard bullet that travels forward and a bomb shot that falls in an arc. You can't upgrade your weapons' power levels, but you can acquire new weapons, such as spread guns and napalm bursts, from the floating shops that periodically appear. Unfortunately, they're expensive, and they run out after about 10 seconds, which means your experiences with lavish weapons will be infrequent and short-lived. It's almost as if the developers intentionally set out to make a dull game. Even in later levels when you're constantly dodging bullets, you'll still be seeing the same enemy patterns and using the same two weapons from the beginning of the game. The bosses at the end of each level are mildly interesting, but only because they can absorb a ton of firepower and occupy a significant portion of the screen with their large size and multiple weapon volleys.

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